That’s a question that has taken on new meaning for me this year. See, I was asked to be “Nitro Turkey” for the Nitro Turkey Trot 10k/5k. On the surface it seemed to be a simple task but as Thursday approached, I had to wonder what I was getting myself into.
I showed up at the race a couple of hours before the kids’ race was scheduled to start and just sort of stood around watching the organizers get things ready; it was a surreal feeling after organizing and timing events myself for the better part of seven years. With an hour before the kids’ race I changed into the turkey suit and all of a sudden I was transformed from a coffee sipping wall flower to Nitro Turkey and instantly became a magnet for the crowds arriving.
I had been nervous about doing a good job and ran the whole thing through my mind several times, much like I try to do for actual races I participate in. “Should I talk or be silent or talk in a goofy booming voice (like AJW’s voice)?” “Will the suit (my head mostly) stay on if I do something like a cartwheel?” “Will I be hot in the suit?” “Will the kids be too jaded and savvy to appreciate a giant turkey suit?”
All the worries vanished immediately and the fun began. Almost every kid wanted to high five or shake my hand, some wanted a hug, and a couple of little girls latched onto me in a death hug after I picked them up and cradled them for photos.
Bolstered by the anonymity, I certainly wasn’t shy with the big girls either…
Nitro Turkey came in dead last in the kids’ race holding hands with the last little girl who beat the turkey to the line. All in all, I had as much fun as the kids and was very touched by a couple of the little ones who seemed so attached to the giant, goofy bird. Over 320 people came out to participate and I believe every one of them left with a huge smile on his/her face. Brazen Racing does a fine job with their events, paying close attention to the details that make them unique and memorable.
After the race I went home and prepared and cooked the real turkey I had won at last Sunday’s race. It was the first time I oven-cooked a turkey; I usually deep fry them, which I highly recommend. Surprizingly, after 5 hours, this one turned out great. At this point I’m a little tired of turkey all together.











